I’m really not a handyman, but for some reason all of these women from a dating site seem to think that I am.
I am beginning to wonder if I accidentally clicked something that I shouldn’t have when I was filling out the forms on my profile. Some of the profile sections will ask you what your employment status is or where you work. I am a contractor, but I work on computer systems. I have absolutely nothing to do with heating and cooling systems at all. Now that I think about it, though, the checkbox for HVAC technician might have been really close to the checkbox for computer contracting! I may have actually made a mistake because a lot of women seem to think that I know what I’m doing when it comes to their furnaces and air conditioning systems. Honestly, I don’t know anything at all about my own heating and cooling system, much less someone else’s! If I accidentally made a mistake on the employment section of the questionnaire, then that would probably make sense because the last two dates that I have been on have been really weird. Before we even got our appetizers at dinner, both of these women were asking me questions about their digital thermostats and something called a ductless mini split air conditioning system. I just don’t think that conversations like that can possibly be a coincidence! Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t think so. I am afraid that these women went out with me because they were hoping for some free HVAC advice or something.
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